Weather #4

". . .very foggy and increasingly colder. In economic news today, abolitionists were deeply saddened by the legalization of youth-slavery to the elderly. The AARP, when contacted, stated that the arrangement is not slavery, since slaves serve one master, while each individual worker is actually supporting multiple masters. Once the AARP issued its glowing statement, along with its number of registered voters, lawmakers in Washington applauded and promised more benefits. More at eleven."